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Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven. God sees Brady enter through the gates, goes to welcome him and shows him around heaven. God then shows him a simple little house with a faded N.E. Patriots flag waving in front of it. “This is your house. This house was significantly built for you.” God told Brady. Feeling special, Brady makes his way towards the door. As he does so, he notices another house: a 3 story mansion with a giant Denver Broncos flag waving in front, the walkway is painted orange and blue and a Tim Tebow jersey is hung up on the front door. Brady stops and looks up at God. “God, I don’t mean to be ungrateful but I’m a 3 time Superbowl Champion and a Hall of Famer. Why is Tim Tebow’s house bigger than mine?” To that, God simply laughed. “That’s not Tim Tebow’s house…that’s mine.”